I’m tired of playing hipster Mad Libs when it comes to trendy cafes, but I appreciate that this one lived up to it’s name.

I went to The Orange Couch to meet my old friend Danielle, who lives in New Orleans now. She’s a realtor, is super sassy, and has a very logical, analytical perception of astrology, which are all things I like.


We met there on a Tuesday morning, where we both worked on our computers and you know, caught up about life and stuff.

Also according to my moon position or something, I’m probably going to meet a super hot guy soon, so there’s that to look forward to.

I got a big cup o’ tea and some zucc bread.

Drifty Rank: 6/10 super huge white mugs. I admittedly went to The Orange Couch for the Danielle.