I Knew He Was Lying

I love car rides. They give me time to think. (And of course, the opportunity to throw myself a private Celine Dion concert… where I’m Celine Dion.) I was driving to Wilmington for Christmas. I have family there (which as described, are “as family” as I get). I decided against going up to my folks…

Let’s Work With Elephants

When I was little, I loved the movie Dumbo. I really liked that scene between Dumbo and Dumbo’s mother (it just occurred to me I have no idea what Dumbo’s gender is). Anyway, I watched it religiously as a child. When my family went to Disney World, all I wanted to do was ride the…