7 Times This Icelandic Newspaper Was Funnier Than You

When they tweeted an article with this awkward photo. I don’t know who this guy is, but he’s probably not jazzed about this.   When they asked who to send nudes to. In a July 2017 newspaper, Icelanders asked the vandals who carved “send nudes” into valuable Icelandic moss where exactly they wanted their nudes…

10 Things To Do in Blönduós, Iceland

“There goes that m-th–f—ing ice cream truck!” Dan, one of our gracious hosts, yells at a passing truck as we’re driving to dinner. Beautiful scenery, small town living, angry kria (artic tern), and missed opportunities with the town ice cream truck…this is everyday life in Blönduós. Blönduós is a small farm town in Northern Iceland,…

þetta Reddast

The theater is dark now. A solitary couple, with matching grey hued short haircuts share a cross look. Glancing behind them, they look at the girl, who is shamelessly drinking a tall glass of wine, munching on popcorn, and snapping pictures.

The Dude Abides in Reykjavik

When you hop over to a foreign country, you just wanna grab a cold one, right? Meet up with some cool kids that probably won’t steal your passport or leave you tied to a flag pole or anything?

That Time I Hitch-Hiked To Vatnajökull

This story is one of my favorites, and the inspiration for my kick ass mountain tattoo. I’ve been asked many times what the tattoo symbolizes. I always have the same response. A grin, then a tale about exhaustion, two Icelandic mountain men, and a little bit of drifty magic.

Bóooooonus Piggggggg

Shortly after one arrives in Iceland, one realizes a simple truth: food is really f$%#ing expensive.

The Blue Lagoon

During my last trip to Iceland, I didn’t go to The Blue Lagoon. I don’t remember why, it just didn’t work out. I was cool with it. Whilst hitchhiking, I happened upon Myvatn Nature Baths – basically the same thing, but smaller. Plus, they had cake there.

Jökulsárlón Glacier Bay

When I visited Jökulsárlón Glacier Bay in southeastern Iceland, there happened to be a lot of glaciers. There was also ridiculously sleepy walrus passed out on the beach.

Fields of (Dead) Fish

When I first arrived in Reykjavik, I had no idea how much Icelanders loved dried fish. The night we flew in, we went to a local grocery store since it was the only thing that was open. I was starving.  We grabbed some dried fish…safe bet, right? Shortly after, the nomtacular started, a visibly intoxicated man approached my travel partner, Mike. First,…